Hair on my back

Wife: Dear, you have some hair on your back
Me: Really?
Wife: Yes, and they easily come off
Me: Sure or not?
Wife: *pick* Shows me some thin 6mm hair
Me: Wow. And I never felt a thing
Wife: Want me to pull some?
Me: OK
*pull*
*pull*
*pull*
*pull*

Me: Here. Use this cellophane tape like we see on those wax stripping shows
Wife: OK

*paste cellophane tape on my back*

and then *rrrrrriiiippppp!*

Wife & I: Wow
Me: Oh, look! Here is a stronger tape. Let's try this one


*rrrrrriiiippppp!*

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