Lucky I did not fart

Kristine was her usual self, jumping about, running and screaming all over the place today. And since I was still trying to recover from more than 30 hours of driving, I decided to take a nap. When I woke up.................

She wanted to try the hammock again, eventhough
she has out grown it. So, Mommy had took Kaelynn
away

When I woke up, Kristine was already flat out from
her activities and slept next to my .......... butt
Luckily, I do not fart when I sleep
(OK, not that I know of, anyway)

She looked to beautiful when asleep.

But once she starts to wake up, pandemonium
continues