How not to tie a girls hair

I don't know if this is true or not but now, I seriously do believe that tying a girl's long hair should be done by a girl, preferably, by herself. This is because I realised that I suck at it. I did use to tie my hair once when I let it go long and however I did it, it was always either too high or not symmetrical. And I cannot just lie on the pillow with the ponytail still there.

Kristine's response at my skill

She told me to tie her hair, and so I did. Then I
realised, her hair was too short and she wanted
both sides done.

Somehow, I think I should have redo the first
tie so that the second tie is more balanced.

The result of unbalanced hair can really unhinge a
person; all the brain fluids went to the other side.....

Finally, its time to do some homework. This time,
her maths is much more difficult, but something
a Standard one pupil would have no problem
solving. Provided that pupil pays
attention in class, la.

I must count Daddy's Nerf Bullets after I shot him...
I must count Daddy's Nerf Bullets after I shot him...
I must count Daddy's Nerf Bullets after I shot him...