The sadness of Curry Mee

Curry Mee, Oh, Curry Mee,
What has happened to me?
Here you are, in front of me.
My stomach says, "Eat! Eat! Eat!"
But the ulcers say, "Hee! Hee! Hee!"

Oh, Curry Mee, curry Mee.
Woe is me.
Resigned to the fate,
Of eating congee.