New Air Force for the Fighters

With the recent announcement of the Budget, it was already a known fact that spending for National Defense would be cut drastically. After going through numerous tender exercises for the Country's new Air Fighter, the award has been given to a relatively unknown newcomer in the Defense Industry. The main reason was the cost a single aircraft which

Because of various red tapes involved, the aircraft, known
as the F-718, was imported by Lian Aik Toys.

One of the main advantage of this budget aircraft
is that it has an extremely low maintenance cost
and is actually not affected by the World Oil Crisis

The aircraft can be said to be the latest model and is
suitable for various operations. With the pre-installed
blue beacon, this aircraft can also be used to Police
the skies.

As we are all used to tints on our car windows which
has the mandatory 99% UV and 80% IR rejection,
the manufacturer has provided the feature at no cost.

With the recent emphasis on Environmental Impact
and Preservation of Life Act, all missiles are now
required to have Leifeform friendly 'pre-warning
GOOTWI' system.
(as in Get Out Of The Way, Idiot!)

The aircraft uses a piston engine and here, you can
see the pistons moving up and down.

Furthermore, in a bid to penetrate the Navy, the
manufacturer also fitted the aircraft with special
propulsion systems which allows the aircraft to
operate in the water as well as in the sky.

In the case of systems malfunction or accidental
exposure to EMP, there is a very effective reset
switch courtesy of the manufacturer.

Another added bonus is that the Aircraft can only
fire missiles during Supersonic speeds demonstrating
the its capabilities. Also, there is a natural design
in the aircraft which reminds the pilot about the
dangers of missile release during cruising.

However, the Defense Program failed a few years later after it was realised that these aircrafts require pilots who are no more than 75mm tall which is equivalent to a 1/32 scale human model figure. Officials lamented that the failure of the program was attributed to the severe brain-drain in the country which prevented the invention of the shrinking-ray machine.