Wasabi poo-poo

Before I start, let's do some imagination.

Imagine you're in the bathroom, ready to brush your teeth.
(OK, I am assuming you are my good friend who REALLY brush their teeth)

Imagine opening the cap of the fresh and new tube of Colgate Toothpaste.
Imagine the horrible face you make when you squeeze out the toothpaste which is half solid and half liquid, with lots of bubbles.

Imagine if that toothpaste turns to green, as in Wasabi Green.

Got that?

Good. That is what Kristine's poo-poo looked like just now.

And for the sanity of the whole of Mankind, we will stop here and not imagine what it smells like

Ok, I had to take this as fast as I can before Kristine kicks or steps on it