[06.06.2005: This blog was backdated due to Gout on mi right-hand]
When your body is hot, it has a few ways of cooling itself. Because if it does not, you'd have a full scale fever or some other exciting Life-threatening situations. So, naturally, the body excretes out a clear liquid on the skin which we indentifies as sweat.
Some people sweat all the time and some minimally. But there is another case where they sweat on demand. Ha ha ha ha. Seriously, I have seen a few friends of mine, who, in one minute were fine and the next, sweat lashing out. This was when he eats chili. There is some checmical inside the chili which when he takes a bite, its as if the floodgates have been opened. You can imagine the sweat flowing out non-stop from the top of their head to their cheeks.
Flowing,
Flowing,
Flowing,
Until it reaches the the chin where it drips to the floor/table/cup like a leaking air-con hose.
MONSTAT: [BEEP] This is the Internal Body Temperature Monitoring Station reporting or IBTMS for short or IndyMonstat, or ..
BRAIN: Yeeeaaaas, what is it now?
MONSTAT: In case you have not been thinking (ha ha ha) lately, you would have noticed we're quite hot in here.
BRAIN: So?
MONSTAT: We need to keep the body cool, boyo.
BRAIN: Was it MOUTH eating more Durians again?
MONSTAT: Nope. He's not been active eversince a foreign object hit him during one of his wolf-whistling sessions.
BRAIN: Ok, then it must be EYES going through the Electronics Catalog again.
MONSTAT: Nope. Hey! I know what can cool the body down! Let's go for some cool Pepsi Ice!
BRAIN: No way! STOMACH and I are not talking ever since she forgot to filter out those proteins. You know what happened, right? HAND was in pain for a week due to GOUT.
MONSTAT: Oh, c'mon. She was too busy digesting that spoilt crab. It wasn't her fault because you did not tell MOUTH to spit out that crab even after TOUNGUE warned you.
BRAIN: erm, let's change the subject. I'll get the body to take a shower instead
MONSTAT: Yeah, that would be fun. And NOSE would be happy when we try the new soap.
BRAIN: Yeah, hey. Wait a minute. HANDS still has the GOUT. How can we get him to take a proper bath? SKIN would complain that half the body is itchy and well, you know.
MONSTAT: Darn. OK, how about asking LEGS to move us into an air-con room?
BRAIN: Not a good idea since SKIN is trying to cool the body with sweat.
MONSTAT: Oh, he's washing the decks again? That's the fifth time today. Suprise, surprise
BRAIN: Sigh. Oh well, I suppose we could all do with a nice cool drink then.
HANDS: Ha ha. No can do. Who asked you to wrap our hands in bandages? We can't even get the wallet out from the pants.
BRAIN: OK! Forget it. Let's go for a walk, then
LEGS: NO way, hose! We're not going to walk around the place half-naked again.
BRAIN: What the..? Are you trying to stand up to me again?
EYE: Well, well, I see we're going to have some trouble here
HAND: Better not. We can't take all these confrontations
EAR: Hear! Hear!
BRAIN: Well, well, if it isn't the EARS, the butt of all my jokes.
BUTTOCK: Yes? Someone called my name?
When your body is hot, it has a few ways of cooling itself. Because if it does not, you'd have a full scale fever or some other exciting Life-threatening situations. So, naturally, the body excretes out a clear liquid on the skin which we indentifies as sweat.
Some people sweat all the time and some minimally. But there is another case where they sweat on demand. Ha ha ha ha. Seriously, I have seen a few friends of mine, who, in one minute were fine and the next, sweat lashing out. This was when he eats chili. There is some checmical inside the chili which when he takes a bite, its as if the floodgates have been opened. You can imagine the sweat flowing out non-stop from the top of their head to their cheeks.
Flowing,
Flowing,
Flowing,
Until it reaches the the chin where it drips to the floor/table/cup like a leaking air-con hose.
MONSTAT: [BEEP] This is the Internal Body Temperature Monitoring Station reporting or IBTMS for short or IndyMonstat, or ..
BRAIN: Yeeeaaaas, what is it now?
MONSTAT: In case you have not been thinking (ha ha ha) lately, you would have noticed we're quite hot in here.
BRAIN: So?
MONSTAT: We need to keep the body cool, boyo.
BRAIN: Was it MOUTH eating more Durians again?
MONSTAT: Nope. He's not been active eversince a foreign object hit him during one of his wolf-whistling sessions.
BRAIN: Ok, then it must be EYES going through the Electronics Catalog again.
MONSTAT: Nope. Hey! I know what can cool the body down! Let's go for some cool Pepsi Ice!
BRAIN: No way! STOMACH and I are not talking ever since she forgot to filter out those proteins. You know what happened, right? HAND was in pain for a week due to GOUT.
MONSTAT: Oh, c'mon. She was too busy digesting that spoilt crab. It wasn't her fault because you did not tell MOUTH to spit out that crab even after TOUNGUE warned you.
BRAIN: erm, let's change the subject. I'll get the body to take a shower instead
MONSTAT: Yeah, that would be fun. And NOSE would be happy when we try the new soap.
BRAIN: Yeah, hey. Wait a minute. HANDS still has the GOUT. How can we get him to take a proper bath? SKIN would complain that half the body is itchy and well, you know.
MONSTAT: Darn. OK, how about asking LEGS to move us into an air-con room?
BRAIN: Not a good idea since SKIN is trying to cool the body with sweat.
MONSTAT: Oh, he's washing the decks again? That's the fifth time today. Suprise, surprise
BRAIN: Sigh. Oh well, I suppose we could all do with a nice cool drink then.
HANDS: Ha ha. No can do. Who asked you to wrap our hands in bandages? We can't even get the wallet out from the pants.
BRAIN: OK! Forget it. Let's go for a walk, then
LEGS: NO way, hose! We're not going to walk around the place half-naked again.
BRAIN: What the..? Are you trying to stand up to me again?
EYE: Well, well, I see we're going to have some trouble here
HAND: Better not. We can't take all these confrontations
EAR: Hear! Hear!
BRAIN: Well, well, if it isn't the EARS, the butt of all my jokes.
BUTTOCK: Yes? Someone called my name?
Over enthusiastic side-parking
Rawang-KL route ~1645 08.06.2005
Rawang-KL route ~1645 08.06.2005
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