The one where the car would not start

Wife: Oho, so you're finally awake.
Me: Erhm, yeah.
Wife: Go take a look why the car cannot start. I think the battery's flat.
Me: Sure or not? The battery is still new wor
Wife: Go take a look. Now.

Me: OK. OK

Hmmm....... strange. The dashboard is reading everything OK
but when I crank the engine, its dead.

Aha! I know what happened already! Problem solved!

Me: OK, car is fine now
Wife: What? So fast? What happened?
Me: Someone put the gear in Drive la. So cannot start. I know someone do that

Wife: And I know the Wok is hot
Me: OK, OK. My fault. Happy now?

Me: Ooh. All for me?

Wife: You don't come and kacau-kacau. Here, this is yours
Me: . . . . .

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