Preparing the oven.....

Oh no. Its not what you think. Its just that Mom got this oven yonks ago and have not used them. I'll bet the Salesman who sold it to her must be one lucky guy.

Anyway, I got the oven cleaned and ready. Wife promised we would go out and get some potatoes and rosemary.......

This is the oven in question. I cleaned it and then
set it to 100ºC for 30 minutes for the heating
element to heat up the oven. Literally, I am doing
a burn-in test. Ha ha ha ha ha

First time I see a fan and a turning skewer in an
oven. I mean, this thing can roast!

I like ovens when I was in the UK. You know what I cooked when I was there? Yes, a cake! My flatmate taught me how to cook one. But I have forgotten where I have placed my hand-written recipe book now. And the second thing? Dinner.

Here is what I'd do:
Buy a bag of chips (french fries), then put a sheet of aluminum foil on the oven tray. Then you put half the chips onto the tray and sprinkle with some herbs, followed by two or three eggs which you break on top of it. Let it cook for about half and hour or until you smell something burning. Take out the whole tray and eat!
(Funny thing was, I was eathing like this for months and I could not even gain weight)