The Wonders of Digital Photography

YES
- You can take as much pictures your memory card can store
- You can erase crap pictures on the spot
- You can tell the camera shop where to go when you need pictures at 4AM in the morning
- You can send the pictures to your Aunt in Australia or Burgundia faster than a Fax machine
- You can use your computer and do weird stuff to your pictures faster than the old man in the photograhpy studio
- You can let half the World see your ugly mug by the time you finish your breakfast

NO
- You cannot fax your memory card
- The photos you upload can be copied and recreated. Then your Aunt in Bungkustan would SMS you and asks you about the unusually long dick on your forehead
- You cannot answer your friends why were you dancing naked with a dog on Youtube
- Same as to why you suddenly have Blue mustache and eyebrows on your Avatar
- If you have a crappy 10-Megapixel camera, you will have a crappy 10-Megapixel photo
- Photoshop can do wonders which you have never suspected of using
- People will never believe you when you say, "I developed this Black and White photo in my own darkroom studio using masking techniques, etc."
- People will also never believe you when you say, "I used Photoshop to make myself look thinner."
- People will obviously never believe you when you say, "I bought an original copy of Photoshop"

1 comment:

Peter said...

under yes... you can watermark your photos so that no one else can take credit for your shots!