The Anything-proof Shirt

I like this shirt not because its white or because of the smoothness of the cloth. No, sir. I like it
because its almost water-proof and stain-proof. A month ago, a clumsy waitress spilt some ice
cold 'leong char' on my back. Although I felt it, most of the liquid went to my pants and the chair. Then there was the incident where I ate curry mee without draining the curry soup. There were some curry spots which I just wiped it off. And today, while helping to move some dusty boxes, I just wet the shirt and used tissue paper to clean them off.

See? No dust or even cobwebs after I cleaned it