Breath Freshener

Guess what?

I love onions

Oh, yes, I really do!

And here's some I 'stole' earlier when my Mom's not looking in the kitchen

Oh, OK, this was my third attempt.

Nom... nom... nom...

Oh-oh. Now my breath is stinky!

Me Wifey no likee

So, after a few sprays, everything is alright again

I bought it not because it has a free teeth whitener free gift but because of the design of the spray. Its thin, has 1.5cm diameter and would not look out of place in a Sci-Fi prop with its blue liquid once you tear off the labels.

OK.

So I lied.

I did not use the breath freshener

Now my Wife is sleeping 20 feet away from me...