Thai vithgin

Just read somewhere on the Internet that a Thai lady can tell if a guy is a virgin or not by looking for the red dot behind the ears. Wow. If that is a sure-fire way to detect one, imagine how effective it would be in solving a lot of problems.

But then again, too bad if you're colour blind......

I can, with all authority invested in me,

prove to you that this pen has not been

used before.....