Food for men

This is another ad plastered on the car windscreen while I was away attending to my customer. Later on, I realised whoever plastered it was very hardworking as all cars within 200m radius was affected. Man, some wives are going to be very happy soon. Either that, or there are a lot of walking tripods.

Celplus is 100% pure organic product which gives you 100% natural results without any side effects or addiction.

Instantly effective
Boosts your manly confidence
Boosts your manly control (what?)
No side effect nor addiction
Energetic, enthusiastic and comfortable

Classified as food by the Health Ministry
100% Effective
Money back guaranteed

Safe to eat, highly effective

Well, the ad screams results and all, but what I am more interested was the advertiser's name, Ken Chow. If you just twist it a bit, it will sound Keng Chow in Cantonese which means damn great, super or something to that effect.

Oh, and look at the two pictures on the top left and right. The before picture shows a rubber arrow and then, the effect it had when you feed it Celplus. And all is OK because there are no "obscene" pictures or words, but the message is quite clear.


What, you want his mobile number too?

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