OK, so I don't drink coffee .... much. But once in a while, I would find myself drinking it, no thanks to my mouth. Its a nightmare when it comes to ordering drinks when you delegate. Don't believe me?
Try this: While you are about to sit down at a mamak stall/restaurant, the waiter would pop up out of nowhere like a Jack-in-the-Box and instead of greeting you with a warm smile and all, they will ask, "Apa mau minum?" (What do you want to drink?). And so, while you're still navigating your Mr. C. Fatt to the chair, Mr. Brain delegated the ordering job to Mr. Mouth. Unfortunately, Mr. Mouth is very close to Mr. Tounge who, happens to be not only adventurous but greedy as Hell. And just the day before, he was not happy after Mr. Stomach stupidly requested for some Red Hot Chili dish which affected everyone from from Mr. Tounge to Mr. C. Fatt for days. So, now, Mr. Mouth wants his revenge and makes sure Mr. Brain suffers for siding with Mr. Stomach. Which means, despite Mr. Brain's instruction of getting a cup of Lemonade, Mr. Mouth ordered Kopi Ais. (Iced Coffee).
Luckily, Mr. Mouth is quiet smart or else everyone would be dealing a cup of pot.
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