The 21st Century Phaser

The 21st Century Phaser, was actually an OEM (Ordinance Enhancement Modification) device. The origin of the Phaser was unknown but it has been suspected to be from the Far Eastern Faction. To confuse Customs Officers in every port, it has been relabeled as a Mi Che Lin tool.

Fig. 1: Note the aesthetic design of the Phaser which
is aimed at right-handed users. Areas of operation
has been appropriately colour-marked; The trigger
unit and ammo selector has been given the standard
"operation red". However, serious considrations
have been noted for potential operators who are
experiencing life-long monochromasy.


Fig.2: As the Phaser is intended for non-military
operations, it has been fitted with very low power
emitter. The trigger allows for continuous single
or double emissions of photonic energy. However,
feedback from the field ranged from "Wow!" to
"Its a f*****g torchlight, you b****y idiot!"

Fig.3: In the case of depleted power due to
unmonitored continuous emissions, the Phaser
can be powered via manual operation of its
built-in secondary backup module.

Fig.4: With the increase of individual personal space
to one metre radius, the Phaser also allows the rare
and occasional selfish use of a non-violent sharpened
edge in pacifist manner.

Fig.5: The ergonomic design of the Phaser also
allows and enhances the function as a cranium
fragmentation impact tool should the selfish use
of its non-violent sharpened edge fails to
diffuse a potential life-threatening confrontation.

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