Notice of upgraded anti-bromhidrosis device

In the even of the discovery of bromhidrosis, it is advised to procure the necessary device to suppress and/or contain the the subject. Failure to perform as such would result in mass disorder as the bromhidrosis effect is highly contagious to the point of the infected person/s being subjected forceful imprisonment or involuntary social isolation.


The recommended device is show below. Alternatives devices from independent approved manufacturers are acceptable. You are now brought to attention regarding the new bromhidrosis eliminator device as shown below (Fig. 1). The manufacturer for the device has updated the design to version 2.0. The new design is to have additional function in assisting and to improve the pleasure quota for both male and female operators.

Fig.1: Observe the differences between
version 1.3 located on the left
and version 2.0 on the right.

Fig.2: Note the content and volume of both devices are
similar. Version 2.0 has additional security features
in the form of encrypted text to prevent proper use

Fig.3: Note also the new ribbed design and content
dispersal unit. Application of proper water-based
lubricant is crucial in the incident free action
of inserting of such device in a non bromhidrosis
related activity especially in tight cavities.

Fig.4: Designers have been notified in the event of
possible non bromhidrosis related activity and thus
the new dispersal exercise unit redesign has
incorporated manual override applicator units to
prevent involuntary and/or unauthorised discharge
of anti-bromhidrosis particles in non bromhidrosis
affected areas. Serious discipline action would
be enforced if such discharge was located in the
region of exposed biological reproductive units.

Fig.5: Due to differences in air pressure and temperature
where the unit is to be used, the initial discharge of
the anti- bromhidrosis particles will create an
ice frost effect. Users are cautioned not to be alarmed
at such discharge as it can be effectively removed via
moisture absorbing fibrous material. Users are also
strongly advised against using biological oral muscles
from removing the discharge as this would severely affect
the papillae regions from Fungiform to the Circumvallate.
The effect could be semi-permanent and could seriously
affect the performance of testing for biological waste.