Quality Inspection of REV-6

Dear Sir,

RE: Inspection of REV-6 by Nerfficers Kristine and Kaelynn Chow

On the 26th day of the ninth month of our two thousand and ninth glorious victory of The NERF Empire, Nerfficers designation Kristine and Kaelynn has been assigned to inspect the REV-6 in the performance area of non fatal crowd control. Their findings of the weapon in question has been summarised as follows:

"Wow. Cannot pull la."
Tests have proven that only authorised personnel are able to discharge the weapons but they must be prepared to have a very determined will of enforcement.

"Daddy! I cannot pull!"
After multiple tests of non-authorised loading, it is now proven that the REV-6's built-in security feature is working. Unfortunately, it is still inadequate as it has been recently discovered that the number of very unauthorised and determined person/s has been growing unchecked.

"Wah. Daddy! Help!"
In real life simulation of crowd control suppression, its has been discovered that should a person/s lack the determined will of enforcement, the REV-6 will not discharge efficiently despite having the 6-shot chamber superiority. Moreover, there is also a matter of immediate concern where in the event insufficient ammunition, the REV-6 has been known to function as an impulsive cranium fragmentation impaction tool.

"Haiya"
One serious setback of the REV-6 is the reloading of rounds into all its chambers on the field. The "swing-out" feature of the said reloading chamber is insufficient as it only allows single round reloads at any one time. It has been pointed out that many Officers on the Field has performed unofficial modifications to the REV-6 ammunition chamber to allow for a greater degree of opening angle which greatly reduces the "reloading fatality" time.

RECOMMENDATION:
As both Nerfficers discovered that the REV-6 has serious security flaw, it has been recommended to have the REV-6 shipped to Master Nerfsmith Nexus for further analysis.




Hail to The Glorious NERF Emperor






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