Being to technical

"... and so, this doohickey joins that thingamajic and..."
"Oohhh...... its all so technical, I'm going to faint."
"You want me to slap you silly?"
"Excuse me?"
"I said, this is the CCTV"
"Oh"
"Yeah"

OK, that was imagined but throughout the years practice, I have now perfected the art of boring someone to the point of drowziness with technical jargons. You can see how their eyes glazed and the stifled yawn. Now, I need to practise more to make them do my bidding........


"These aren't the droids we're looking for....."