The wonderful Scones of the Missus

Today, the Home Minister has issued the official food ration of the week: Scones.

Anyone who is not eating the said Scones would be given more Scones to eat throughout Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Any snacks in between these meals will be Scones. You can also choose the type of Scones available, which is either Scones or Scones. However, if you're not really into Scones, then, as a last resort, you can have some Scones instead, which tastes better than the Scones. Sometimes, if you think the Scones tasted a bit dry, just add some Scones to it.

When it comes to Scones, these specially handcrafted
wonderful works of Art are the best. Yes, sir. The Best.

And when I mean the Best, I mean THE Best. Just
look at the scrumptious texture, which can only be
from the result from hours of of loving hands.

And the aroma, oh, the aroma. Never have
my senses been bombarded with such delight.
One sniff and you're spellbound. You think of
nothing but Scones. In facfnes. I Scones. I Sco
ones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones

Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones.
Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones.
Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones.
Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones. Scones.

OK, you can untie me now....