Woohoo! I got my salary cheque just now! Woohoo!
Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
Now, let me pay off my debts for the last 17 days......... Woohoo!
And also my bills.............whooooooo hoo hoo.
And for the girls............whoo.... heh
And for the wife...........whoa
And now for me............wtf?!!!!
I have nothing!
Boohoo! Boohoo! Boohoo! Dammit. I really need to rob a bank of something