I was approaching the Shah Alam Toll (towards Kuala Lumpur) when I saw a couple of Indian kids each with a sack. They were all sitting at the entrance of the Toll gates. Call it right timing or bad luck, when it was my turn to enter the toll gate, the young kid was starting his job:
Kid: Boss, mau, ah?
Me: Hah?
Kid: Free! Free! Mau, ah? *Kid holding a big bunch of plastic bags with cards inside*
Me: OK, la (don't know what the heck it is, so take one lor)
Before I knew it, he chucked the whole shit load into my hands. Since I was already rushing, I thought to myself, "Wow! Free sweets and some calendars!"
So, when I reached home, I showed my Wife, she said it was a promotion for some new houses. So, the kid was most probably off-loading as mich as he can, so that he can finish his job earlier.
Yes, I am the rubbish collector. A dumb one too.
Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish!