I got this joke from a Forum and although it might be funny, but it really is a good one.
A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate.
During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two.
Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate
than meets the eye and this made the mother even more curious. As if reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking
but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother :
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house.
I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita,
and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow ...
Love,
Mom
Duking to the Office
I wanted to blog about this weeks ago, almost a few days after I started to use the DUKE Highway towards Damansara. In less than a week, I noticed that the exit route on the opposite side of the road was accessible. This means, in theory, I would be able to use the route from Damansara to Jln Kuching.
So, one day, I took the risk and searched for the route even though I know I would be late for an work if I failed. Heh.....
(Don't worry about the weird sky as this is the car's windshield tinting reacting to the circular polariser on my Nikon D50 which I am too lazy to take it off. Maybe some day.....)
In retrospect, I feel that this route saved me a few minutes as the old route have seven Traffic lights. The backlanes however, would take slightly longer due to the slightly busier than normal traffic behind Kepong and Hartamas backlanes. The alternative route, if there were no 25 minute jams, would reduce my journey to about 18 minutes but I can only try this on a Saturday. As soon as I get my Nokia 5800 back from repairs, I am going to take a video of this journey.
Oh, did I tell you about my Nokia 5800? It refused to retain charge even though I have it on the charger for more than 12 hours.
So, one day, I took the risk and searched for the route even though I know I would be late for an work if I failed. Heh.....
(Don't worry about the weird sky as this is the car's windshield tinting reacting to the circular polariser on my Nikon D50 which I am too lazy to take it off. Maybe some day.....)
So, you turn off at Jalan Damansara and onto the road towards
the Science Centre and Sri Hartamas. I can tell you this before
hand, that this route is virtually traffic-light free. Yeah!
the Science Centre and Sri Hartamas. I can tell you this before
hand, that this route is virtually traffic-light free. Yeah!
At the Hartamas junction, keep to the right as if you are going
to Jalan Duta or the NKVE highway. Try not to turn left yet
because if you did, you would end up in Sri Hartamas or the NPE.
And that would be bad.
to Jalan Duta or the NKVE highway. Try not to turn left yet
because if you did, you would end up in Sri Hartamas or the NPE.
And that would be bad.
And so, you will reach this route where it forks out. On the Left
would be the route to the Jln Duta's NKVE entry and to the right
would be the Jalan Duta/Segambut/KL route.
would be the route to the Jln Duta's NKVE entry and to the right
would be the Jalan Duta/Segambut/KL route.
So, you would need to keep to the left. There is a "Jalan
Kuching" sign that tells you to use the right turn off.
Don't do it. Trust me on this.
Kuching" sign that tells you to use the right turn off.
Don't do it. Trust me on this.
Now, this is the time to start keeping to the left. Because
in the front, there would be another fork in the road.
in the front, there would be another fork in the road.
OK, the fork is just right ahead. You will now see the actual
yellow "Jalan Kuching" words in the new sign.
yellow "Jalan Kuching" words in the new sign.
The first fun starts after you take the left turn.
Did I forget to mention that there is a lot of good
turns/conners on this route? Yeah!
But coming from the opposite direction is boring
Did I forget to mention that there is a lot of good
turns/conners on this route? Yeah!
But coming from the opposite direction is boring
After that, you will be faced with a nice view of those new Condos,
the ones which looks obscenely expensive, that is. Get ready for
another turn!
the ones which looks obscenely expensive, that is. Get ready for
another turn!
Now is also a good time to reflect if there was any
hidden speed traps or if your passengers srpung
any leaks in the car....
hidden speed traps or if your passengers srpung
any leaks in the car....
The front of the Highway is still closed but that is another
matter. As the only exit at the moment is the one which
leads to Jalan Kuching towards the Kepong/Batu Caves
matter. As the only exit at the moment is the one which
leads to Jalan Kuching towards the Kepong/Batu Caves
I am beginning to fall asleep already.........
This is a very long stretch which I makes mee feel
vulnerable to speed traps and speeding cars.
This is a very long stretch which I makes mee feel
vulnerable to speed traps and speeding cars.
In retrospect, I feel that this route saved me a few minutes as the old route have seven Traffic lights. The backlanes however, would take slightly longer due to the slightly busier than normal traffic behind Kepong and Hartamas backlanes. The alternative route, if there were no 25 minute jams, would reduce my journey to about 18 minutes but I can only try this on a Saturday. As soon as I get my Nokia 5800 back from repairs, I am going to take a video of this journey.
Oh, did I tell you about my Nokia 5800? It refused to retain charge even though I have it on the charger for more than 12 hours.
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