Kristine: Mommy, why don't you call me Linda?
Me: Because your name is Kristine
Kristine: No, I mean last time, why didn't you call me Linda?
(As in, why did you not name me Linda?)
Kaelynn: I want Angelina.
Me: We already give you the names
Kaelynn: Why didn't you give me Angelina?
Me: Because in case you were naughty, and the teacher line up all the naughty boys and girls, you would be the first in line. If your name is Kaelynn, you will be in the middle. And when your turn comes, the teacher's hand would be tired and so, she will not cane you so hard.