The road tragedy

It was a sad day for all molluscs. After decades and centuries of evolution, the day has come. All he had to do was to turn the key to open the door and he is free from the cell. With just one mighty leap, he was able to leap to freedom...........

and onto the path of an oncoming car

When octopus meets car

Show me the money!

Aaarrgh! Today's the 13th and my paycheque still haven't cleared since Monday!

You have RM20.02 left, loser.