In the beginning
Ah! Vat vonderful this metal tube!
I got idea! Dis vill help my fellow mankind!
He shall drink all de beer he wants and still look hunka-bubba!
In the factory
*bend bend bend*
*grind grind grind*
Mein gott! I hav done it! I prezent you, the Exerminator 5000!
The Sales Pitch
Bla bla bla bla... if you call now, you will get a free water tumbler!
Hurry now! The first 10 callers would also receive one free Waximiser 3000!
The monkey on the street
"Hello, Am I the first 10 caller? I have the money now! Hello? Hello?"
"Thank you for calling, you are the 10413th caller. All our operators are busy, please hold"
"Can I still have my free Waximiser 3000? Hello? Hello?"
"Thank you for calling, you are the 10786th caller. All our operators are busy, please hold"
First week:
Day 1: Wahoo! My Exerminator 5000 is here! I can't wait to fix it up!
Day 3: This part goes.... here... no, wait, here.... Oops
Day 5: Phew! Its done! Time to shape up!
Second week:
Day 1: Huff! Puff! This is hard!
Day 2: No pain, no gain. No pain, no gain....
Day 3: Owwwwwww! My stomach is swollen!
Day 4: What! The Doctor's Bill is this much!
Third Week:
Day 3: OK, that was great exercise
Day 4: Well, have to go on a trip.
Fourth week:
Day 5: Boy! Am I zonked! Maybe I'll exercise later...
Fifth week:
Day 1: Yipee! I got meself a party to go!
Day 2: What the......! I've gained 20 pounds!!!
Day 3: No pain, no gain.
Day 4: No pain, no gain.
Day 5: No pain, no gain.
Sixth week:
Day 1: What! I've gained another 5 pounds!
Day 2: No pain, no gain.
Day 3: No pain, no gain. No..... ah, shit!
Day 4: I think I'll skip this later....
Tenth week:
Day 3: I seem to be running out of space to hang my clothes....
Sixth months later
This is delicious but its killing me:
Maybe I have to exercise again. Do I have an exercise machine?
Do I?
Do I?
Awwwww....... its rusted now, so, I think I'll just get the new Limited Edition Exerminator 8000 Plus Gold
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