Where is that monkey?
I know I am sick but this time, in reality, I am physically sick. Maybe its the heat where I only drank a cup of water a day. Maybe its the last outstation trip I had where I had to drive two days with the van's window open all the time, even during the rain. I am not sure. In fact, I should have stopped and listened to my body as it has been showing those subtle signs like:
1) Right ear lobe's (node/nerve) swelling painfully.
2) Sore throat which led to coughing
3) Thick yellow phlegm during coughing
4) Easily tired which leads to mysterious blackouts
5) Loss of apetite and/or taste
6) Irrepressible urge to detonate a Nuclear Bombs
And the monkey is hiding somewhere in the room with me in it
Where is that Monkey?
I know I felt him moments ago. Who else would have stolen a steamroller and ran it over me? Who else would have made a sandpaper sandwich and ram it down my throat while I was snoring?
Where is that monkey?
Maybe its hiding in the room. I'll have to SMS my Boss saying I am sick and put my phones to silent mode. Just in case it frightened the monkey away. I want to catch it and make it eat all my sticky and yellow phlegms.
Where is that monkey?
I know it has been playing drums on my head with thick bamboo sticks when I was sleeping because I just woke up with a huge headache.
Where is that monkey?
I know it tried to disturb my sleep again and again because I kept drifting in and out of reality.
Where is that monkey?
I think it injected me with some paralysing potion and made me sleep again because everyone thought I was dead. Even Kristine and Kaelynn didn't make any sound.
Where is that monkey?
I thought I saw its tail behind that big rock. My body felt as if I had been rolled from head to toe with that boulder. Maybe that monkey has a friend too because it could not have rolled the boulder and stuffed Kaelynn's super absorbent disposable nappies down my throat while I was snoring.
Where is that monkey?
I think it slipped some Chinese Tea in my drink and now I cannot go back to sleep at 0245 in the morning. And I have no idea why I am writing this blog.
8 comments:
hahaha..I think u need to drink more and more water. By the way, honey and propolis can help reduce ur sorethroat and phlegmn.. take good care of urself! if not, how can u take care of ur family?
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i just recovered.
you better watch out becos the dang monkey bit me everywhere on my body and made it red and fuuuuwaaahhhh blardy itchy.
please go see the dotor asap as it is dangerous to unborns.
wow take care ME and get well soon. stay away from the girls!!
OK, thanks guys. This happens to me once a year when things get too hot. Because I was traveling too much, I forgot about drinking lots of water and with tiredness, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
OK, thanks guys. This happens to me once a year when things get too hot. Because I was traveling too much, I forgot about drinking lots of water and with tiredness, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
OK, thanks guys. This happens to me once a year when things get too hot. Because I was traveling too much, I forgot about drinking lots of water and with tiredness, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
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