The problem with sausages

The moment you take it out, you have to act fast. So do
what you want as fast as possible since it is still steaming
and oh, so bulging as if its about to burst open and spread
its joy juice onto your face.

Once that time has passed, there is nothing much you can
do anymore to turn it back into the pumping hot slab of
meat. So, all you can do now is to add some of your hot
sauce and suck it slowly. At this point, some would just
swallow it whole and try to squeeze the juice out in the
mouth. Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.

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