Girls will be Gi...er, Boys

My Wife was upset because of what the girls did. Earlier on, they were screaming during their bathtime. And well, now I know what happened.

There were a lot of scratches and
chaffed skins on both their rear
ends. So much so, Mommy had to
put creams. But we were worried
about the dark red spot near
Kaelynn's spine

Even their pants had holes. Yep, somehow,
for some unexplained reasons, they have
very successfully tore their pants on slides