KFC O.R. Burger

When I was small (even right now), there was always one thing I would do when I was eating at KFC (Kentucky fried Chicken). I would peel off the crispy chicken skin, take the top off the bun, put it in and then add in some coleslaw folowed by the tomato/chili sauce and cover it back. Voila! a Crispy chicken sandwich.

Unfortunately, after more than two decades, some nut also had the same bright idea and it now, its called the OR Burger, selling for MR3.30. Which, in my case, is a load of crap.


Oh, look! The burger is huge! (For a Liliputian) After being made to wait for 10 agonsing minutes, the burger came, and fell to pieces when I opened the paper. The Wedgies were soggy too.

For years, KFC has tried to come up with various new ideas for their chicken menus which has received mixed responses. For example:

1) Hot & Spicy
(Took a long time for everyone to accept it. Big, crispy and full of oil. Unlike the Oiginal Recipe, you cannot put this in the fridge and eat it later. It would taste like lard. Best to warm up under the oven.)

2) Hot Thai Chili Sauce
(Now, this is wonderful. Love that garlic)

3) Popcorn Chicken
(This is great finger food. Unfortunately, you can't identify which part of the chicken it came from)

4) Tom Yam Chicken
(This is crap. Even eating shit was better)

5) Shake Popcorn
(It just more flavouring, mostly leftover from the failed Tom Yam chicken or experimental Maggi Mee flavourings, sprinkled onto the Popcorn chicken. If you shake it too much, all you got would be a deformed paper cup)

6) OR Burger
(Please avoid this. I know the one of the poster looked good)

5) Garden Salad
(I am not even going to try this)

And because my OR Burger was not classified as a chicken meal, I could not buy that Puteri Gunung Ledang for RM9.90. Then again, this was the extravagant RM16million ringgit movie which was beaten by a low budget one (I forgot which) and then reduced to Rm19.90 VCD 2 months later. And to add salt to the injury, they're asking us to buy the original because it cantained special scenes. Right. Uncle Ho must be laughing agian.

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