Hey, brother!,
Wei, hoh boh? So, you not happy, ha? Haih, who not happy?
Petrol price go up. Even my kuey-teow also go up. Everything go up.
All my mah-chais complain also la.
How to deliver stock when petrol price go up?
Tell them to use motobike, they also dun want. Look more like Pizza Hut people onli, they say.
When Police chase-chase ha, they use legs also can catch. But never mind la. Tat one not your problem.
So, my good-good tai-lou Boss, Unker Ho, like everyone be happi-happi onli. So, you know what he do, ah? You dem kau right, man. He say, hor, "Everyone sad, why not watch DVD? After watch-watch, sure feel good-good one".
So, I am the UH Customer Service Boss, give special promotion to you. We start Customer Loyalty Plogram, OK? You buy from us, we gip you Loyalty card. One DVD, one chop or sign la. When card full, we gip you one free DVD.
Good, hor?
Not everyone can get this card one. So, we gip onli you, our spesial customer.
But don't gip those bast.... er, competitors to chop-chop the card la. They dem kau chop your card with knife one and maybe your head too.
So, you waiting for what? Come quick-cuick la. Nyamuk also sleep alreadi ler.
Yours sincerely,
Ham K. Chan
UH Customer Service Division
Wei, hoh boh? So, you not happy, ha? Haih, who not happy?
Petrol price go up. Even my kuey-teow also go up. Everything go up.
All my mah-chais complain also la.
How to deliver stock when petrol price go up?
Tell them to use motobike, they also dun want. Look more like Pizza Hut people onli, they say.
When Police chase-chase ha, they use legs also can catch. But never mind la. Tat one not your problem.
So, my good-good tai-lou Boss, Unker Ho, like everyone be happi-happi onli. So, you know what he do, ah? You dem kau right, man. He say, hor, "Everyone sad, why not watch DVD? After watch-watch, sure feel good-good one".
So, I am the UH Customer Service Boss, give special promotion to you. We start Customer Loyalty Plogram, OK? You buy from us, we gip you Loyalty card. One DVD, one chop or sign la. When card full, we gip you one free DVD.
Good, hor?
Not everyone can get this card one. So, we gip onli you, our spesial customer.
But don't gip those bast.... er, competitors to chop-chop the card la. They dem kau chop your card with knife one and maybe your head too.
So, you waiting for what? Come quick-cuick la. Nyamuk also sleep alreadi ler.
Yours sincerely,
Ham K. Chan
UH Customer Service Division
The tenth one is free! But its maybe DTS version, OK?
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