For one, a bar of soap does not flow through your fingers and into the sinkhole with the rest of the water. Instead, it stays in your hand and makes sure you know how Gravity works when you step on it. And the moment you pour some on your hand, you'll have to work fast. And it’s not easy because you have to remember not to let it go under the shower while you're touching yourself all over.
Pube Gel
So, like Jimeoin said, the best method is to splash it onto your pubes (groin area), lather it up and then spread all over your body. And it’s called Pube Gel for nothing. Heh
For those who does not have a shlong, better make sure you have long hair.
Shower Gel Pros:
1) Comes in small bottles which you can easily carry in your travelling bag
2) You do not have to waste a lot of time drying it and wrapping it in a plastic bag
3) When its finished, you would not be left with an oily, non-scented, slippery piece of %$@#&**!!!
4) You can re-use the bottle for other things, especially on a long highway trip......
5) You will definitely not find any pubic hair (other than yours) inside the shower gel
Shower Gels Cons:
1) It flows all over the place except on your body
2) When the bottle does leak, you wished your bag was waterproof,
3) So you can fill it with water, and then shake it about like a washing machine.
4) When your forget to replenish the shower gel, you have to use the bar of soap which you just remembered throwing it away in your last trip...........
Shokubutsu's Orange Peel Essence Shampoo
Kinda nice orangy smell too
Kinda nice orangy smell too
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