The secret to a healthy looking skin

Kristine has a nice smooth soft skin. Yeah, although she is just a small child but you too can have such skin. For today, she will show you how without buying all those expensive creams. etc. and insurance.

First, you need to scrub off the old skin. Presenting the Skin Peeler 3000

Make sure you go over the whole body at least three times

And yes, you can also use it as tongue cleaner/scraper

You have to do his everyday for the next fortnight. After that, (and if you have eaten all your vitamins and painkillers) new skin will come out. And for that soft feel, use some meat tenderisers.