Joke's in the Mail

Every now and then, I would get some Email from a friend of mine. Its his way of saying that he's still alive and too busy to meet up. And just yesterday, I got his latest jokes, which I would only post two that I liked:

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Funny or not? You could record yourself laughing and Email me the .wav or .mp3 file, K?

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