What the Postman bringeth...

While I was working on something, my Wife came up and told me, thank goodness the girls did not open this: It was an envelope addressed to me, and with a postmark from Shah Alam. I do not mind my Wife opening my letters since there is nothing to hide unless you people sent me risque stuff.

So, when I opened it, my heart jumped.

What fell out from the envelope was a booklet.

Not just any booklet but a booklet printed in colour which means whoever is doing this has a lot of money and free time. I will not elaborate much about this as its going straight to the bin. But I will give you a clue.

So, do me.

And its not a joke.