False sense of security

Tech: Boss, you locked you car?
Me: Yep. Why?
Tech: The alarms still on (Siren sounding)
Me: [Goes to the car door and pulls handle....] Oh-oh. Can open from outside ler
Tech: Oh-oh.
Me: Better go see my friend Ken at Powerpoint Section 17
Tech: Haiya........ you always go fix your car wun. Why not sell it off? So much problems.
Me: Shaddup!
Tech: Yes, Boss. Sorry Boss

Ken: That will be RM25.00 with 3 months warranty
Me: @#*&^% Pokai already