Signing on the dotted line

Jason: OK, this is what you get when you sign up. Bla.. Bla... Bla...
[Half an hour later]
Jason: Bla... Bla... Bla...

[In the background, Kristine was playing with Jason's son, his pet goldfish, turtles, electronic organ, was dancing, peeing, etc]

Me: [Zzzzz.......]
Wife:[Zzzzz.......]
[Still much much later]

Jason: Bla... Bla... Bla...

Me: OK, where do we sign?
Jason: Bla... OK, let me get you some pens.
Me: I.. er...

[Then take out my new pen]

Wife: Wow. Your pen is heavy
Me: Yeah, I just got it today, very expensive summore
Wife: Sure of not? Your definition of expensive is off wun
Me: Yer la. Its expensive. Costs me RM89.00....
[She looks at me with those "What kind of fool waste money like that} look]
Me: ... but the lady see I so hensem, she sold it to me for RM13.00
Wife: But its so big la
Me: I like writing with big heavy pens. Makes me confident in my performance
Wife: ..................

Jason: [Comes back with two pens] OK, guys, sign here and here
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.[Sign... sign... sign...]
.[Scribble... scribble.. scribble...]
.[Draw circles, etc.]
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Jason: Welcome to the family! It'll be official by Tuesday.