A package...........

Just as I came into the office, the Postman rang the bell. And my clerk went down. I thought nothing of it until.......

[urhm...grunt....erh....]
Clerk: Chow, there is a package for you.....
Me: Huh? I didn't order anything.
Clerk: Well, it has your name on it. Take it! Its heavy!
Me: OK, OK. I wonder what's inside
Clerk: You mean, you don't know? [gasp]
Me: Nope. [Quickly rush to my car and stuff it inside]

So, the next morning, where I had to come in early so as not to
let anyone see what I am doing, I sopened the box. Oh, right.
Its a Fischer-Price baby thingy. Then suddenly, a lightbulb
lights up

Yay! Its the NERF guns Pol won for me from eBay
months ago! Whoo hoo!