How to make your soap last longer

(or, How to be Kamsiap)

kee-um-see-yap
a chinese word of the hokkien dialect.
adj.
1.Stingy
2.Giving or spending reluctantly.
3.Scanty or meager: a stingy meal; stingy with details about the past.

- Hey, dont be so kiamsiap, its only a dollar.
- You're the most kiamsiap person in the world!

First month.
1. Buy one bottle (that comes with another free one, la)
2. Use the first bottle sparingly until it is half full.
3. Note: Never use more than one 0.8mm drop per hand wash per day. If you need to wash more than twice a day, go and use the ones at your customers, coffeeshop and petrol stations.

Second/Third month.
1. Fill the bottle with water until almost full.
2. Repeat process No.1#3.

Fourth month
1. Fill the bottle with water until half full

Fourth month three weeks.
1.Test if your hand still stinks from your bombing mission
2. If it is, open the second bottle and fill the first bottle until half full with the new soap and half with water.
3. Repeat process until two bottles are finished.But do not throw the bottles.
4. You can clean them and use them as ketchup/chili/wasabe/soy sauce/shampoo/etc. dispensers.

Six months later.
1. If the shop does not have the "buy 2 free 1" or "buy 1 free 1" offer, steal soap from your customers using the same bottles (that you mus have not thrown away). Worse, you can steal the diluted dish washer liquid soaps from most mamak and seafood restaurants, petrol stations. Never ever steal them from MacDonalds as you can get caught easily.