Another plastic card in the mail.....

You know you're going to have fun when the card promised to you arrives. You would be waiting at the door to look out for the postman. You even check on the postbox just in case the postman came while you were walking back to the house.

But for me, this morning was the happiest day. Yes, folks, it came! After months of waiting, the approved my card! Whoo hoo! Yeah, baby! And now, I am a man again! I can go anywhere and when I show them the card, they will cover in fear!

What? You thought it was a Credit Card?
The stupid morons took weeks to replace
this card which I lost in a Hotel while I
was trying to be clever, by fooling the card
system in there.