A Warning to Trooper Peter

TROOPER PETER!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY TODAY IS?
IT IS A SATURDAY!
IT IS ALSO THE SECOND DAY OF HARI RAYA!
IT IS ALSO THE DAY I PLANNED TO FINISH UP A PROJECT FOR SOMEONE AS I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN E-MAIL IS?
THIS IS THE BETTER ALTERNATIVE THAN PM-IMG ME OR WRITING ON MY WALL OR OTHER WHAT NOTS. AND IT HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF ME SEEING THEM!
I WAITED FOR YOUR E-MAIL REGARDING THE ITEM YOU NEEDED FOUR NIGHTS AGO AND YOU DID NOT DELIVER! I WASTED THE WHOLE NIGHT WAITING FOR YOU WHEN I COULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE!

YOU DO NOT DO THINGS AT YOUR CONVENIENCE, OK? I AM NOT YOU SLAVE! I AM NOT SOMEONE WHO WILL COME RUNNING TO ANSWER YOU AS SOON AS YOU CALL!
IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU, YOU DO AS I SAY AND WHEN I SAY! WHEN I WANT INFORMATION TO HELP YOU IN YOUR PROJECT, YOU WILL GIVE IT TO ME BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER AND NOT WHEN YOU THINK IT IS TIME! IF YOU RUSH ME OR GET IN TOUCH WITH ME MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK, I WILL DROP YOUR PROJECT! I WILL UPDATE YOU WHEN IT IS TIME AND NOT YOU CALLING ME. THIS PROJECT DOES NOT INVOLVE MONEY SO STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE SOME HAS-BEEN BIG SHOT AND CORNERING ME AS IF I OWE YOU SOMETHING! WHY SHOULD I DO THIS WHEN YOU DO NOT EVEN WANT TO SEE ME AT ALL?

I WAS BEING EXTREMELY AND HUMANELY POLITE TO YOU THAT DAY ON THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH YOUR REPUTATION AT
MITF 2010 PRECEDES YOU. DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BE SO GRACIOUS THE NEXT TIME.

THANKS TO YOUR FACEBOOK MESSAGING ACTIVITIES, IT TOOK ME MORE THAN TWO HOURS TO RECOVER FROM A CRASH. I
KNOW ITS YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY ACTIVE WEBPAGE IN MY BROWSER. AND I LOST PRECIOUS TIME TRYING TO RECOVER THE HARD DISK!

FOR NOW, I AM EFFECTIVELY IGNORING YOU TILL 1ST JANUARY 2011. UNTIL THEN:

YOU DO NOT CALL ME OR SMS ME!
YOU DO TRY OTHER WAYS TO GET TO ME!
YOU DO NOT GET SOMEONE ELSE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME!
YOU DO NOT EMAIL ME!
YOU DO NOT PM ME!
YOU DO NOT EVEN PUT ANYTHING ON MY FACEBOOK AT ALL!
YOU DO NOT EVEN APPROACH ME OR TRY TO TALK TO ME IF WE MEET IN ANY EVENTS!

I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU UNTIL THE IGNORE PERIOD IS OVER. IN OTHER WORDS, THIS IS A VERY CLEAR INSTRUCTION TO YOU TO STOP BUGGING ME AT ALL TIMES!

IF YOU VIOLATE ANY OF THESE INSTRUCTIONS, I WILL BAN YOU FROM MY FACEBOOK AND MARK YOUR EMAILS AS SPAM!!!!!



[18:44 Update]
That's it! I am now banning you!
Can't even understand simple instructions!

NEVER EVER CALL ME WHEN I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOLDERING STUFF!

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