No light.

I come home. Everyone said no light.
I said got light la, everyone said no light.

So, where is got no light? everyone said kitchen, la, no light
So, I see, see, sure no light. Everyone "I told you so, no light"

So, I used some chairs and took out the tube, everyone said to use the ladder.
And I put in a new tube, everyone said use the ladder

So, must be the starter, everyone said its the starter
Borrowed a start from elsewhere, everyone said its the starter.

The new tube lights, everyone said use the ladder
Put back the old tube, everyone said, use the ladder

And it lights, so, must be the starter, everyone said, get a new one
And so, I have to get a new one, but everyone said, not now, come have dinner or else...

Have to get more of these for the house...