I am a robot....

What a shocker for me. I dreamt I was some kind of robot or with some mechanical prosthetics. It was a bit fuzzy but there was a robot theme in the dream. Then I had to wake up to take a pee since I drank a lot of water a few hours ago and I saw this....

An opening hatch!

I mean, hey, at three in the morning, anything can happen. It dawned on me that I was sleeping ont he floor so that my Wife who is sick has more space in the bed and my leg somehow pressed against a loose wooden tile. OK, the truth was, I dozed off on the floor while waiting for a certain SMS replay from a certain person whose auto-gate was not working.