Danger in Mid-Valley

This is a warning for Parents who bring their children to Mid-Valley. Never ever let your kids, especially girls, wander to the third floor. This is because the area from the Centre Court towards the Cinema has a very dangerous shop which is not meant for the sufferers of anorexic wallets.

You have been warned. Your wallets will empty.
Kids will throw tantrums and you will actually
wished that you had used a condom instead.