OK, so this time, no more airplane shots. After a few trips, it tends to get pretty boring. While we listened to the compulsory but boring airplane safety lecture by those Air Stewardesses, I began to interpret these stuff differently to pass the time.
If the Immigration Officer comes, you can hide in
the comparment above you and stuff your bags
under the seat
I lost the idea for this one. Move on, please
If there are no more space, you may open the Emergency
Door and jump out from there. But make sure you have
purchased the RM399.99 parachute well beforehand.
In our efforts to provide the best in-flight entertainment,
we have installed the AAC 2000 air slide for our passengers
who likes outdoor activities. Recovery bungee cords are
optional at RM799.95 each
Although this is a no-frills flight, we do have some standards
to maintain. Old fashioned Mobile Phones with antennas or
with bent pointy parts sticking out are not allowed into the plane.
If, in any case our air-conditioning is not working, please
assume the necessary positions in case your neighnours
have bad underarm odour.
And in extreme cases where the Air Stewardess has turned your
lunch into cinders, you may assume crawling position if you need
to go to the loo. Please bear in mind, the Nasi Kunyit special do
emit toxic fumes when it is burnt.
When you are in the plane, please pull only the cord on your left
If you pull both together, the vest will squeeze and pop your hear off
Our vest have special compartments where you may store
those alcohol you have bought earlier.
Never ever play Ping Pong with Superman
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